Sandy’s excellent poem

GARDASIL

 

Come here dear little children

Now you’re nine years old

We want the very best for you

So please be brave and bold

When you get this little jab

It’ll give you some pain

But it’ll be so good for you

Tho’ it might affect your brain

It gives your little bodies

Such a healthy feast:

Aluminium and histidine

Some virus strains and yeast

There’s polysorbate 80

But we don’t mind at all

The nurses here will catch you

If you do faint or fall

There’s borax which kills cockroaches

No joking, it is true

But the experts have told us

That it surely won’t kill you

There are many thousands

Of side effects we hear

But we hope that you’ll be lucky

And have nothing to fear

In fact nobody knows

If the jab will prevent

Any type of cancer

In any event

Some medical experts

Do in fact declare

That the jab may give you cancer

And they don’t know if it’s rare

We really want some grandchildren

When you become mature

The jab may make you sterile

Tho’ nobody is sure!

 

…bless you all…