GARDASIL
Come here dear little children
Now you’re nine years old
We want the very best for you
So please be brave and bold
…
When you get this little jab
It’ll give you some pain
But it’ll be so good for you
Tho’ it might affect your brain
…
It gives your little bodies
Such a healthy feast:
Aluminium and histidine
Some virus strains and yeast
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There’s polysorbate 80
But we don’t mind at all
The nurses here will catch you
If you do faint or fall
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There’s borax which kills cockroaches
No joking, it is true
But the experts have told us
That it surely won’t kill you
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There are many thousands
Of side effects we hear
But we hope that you’ll be lucky
And have nothing to fear
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In fact nobody knows
If the jab will prevent
Any type of cancer
In any event
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Some medical experts
Do in fact declare
That the jab may give you cancer
And they don’t know if it’s rare
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We really want some grandchildren
When you become mature
The jab may make you sterile
Tho’ nobody is sure!
…bless you all…